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Why are those people here I dont have it How do you know that Youve never been checked I organised this for you so youd know what you have to watch out for Mum I believe our lives start revolve and end around the maternal figure in our lives They nurture us love us and guide us through life However my mother is no typical mother I know no other mother who can boast that she was a bong-smoking hippie of the sixties a roller disco dancing queen of the seventies a pin-sticking punk of the eighties and a rocking grunge chick of the nineties She hasnt missed one trend among those that the generation-X have been apart of But shes managed to miss being informed about the biggest trend amongst generation-X females of her age the menopause Ive read about those people sweetie One sneeze and the floodgates open she cried gesticulating massive doors flying open between her legs Oh my god Ally she uttered ceasing her gestures as a look of dawning thought took over Those people are in my living room sitting on my furniture sweetie She darted over to the cupboard under the sink pulling out rolls and rolls of bin bags With an ample load of plastic in her arms she frantically dashed into the next room BIN BAGS she hollered Everyone on a bin bag NOW Half a dozen faces stared in bewilderedness at the bin bag Nazi before them Mum shoved masses of bin bags into the arms of the women urging them to Sit-sit-sit-sit-sit and then retreated behind me using me as a shield to the women Im sorry Adriana I said apologetically to the leader embarrassed beyond the impossible Shes - I think we should leave Mum sniveled behind me clinging to my shoulder I can feel the hormones being leeched from me darling These women
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