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Here it is February already Damn This year is flyin by like a car hit bum Its also time for me to be campaigning for president again So far so good In New Hampshire I spent not one cent and Gary Bauer spent 800 thousand bucks only to get 324 votes more than I did Once again Ive added more bikini girls to the page My favorites are the patriotic gals Nothin says God Bless America like a t-back up the butt crack Them gals look finer than a set of 38-15-40 Super Swampers well close I hope ya like all the video clips of my shows and other pictures This month were gonna add even more pictures and sound bites so life is good This month I hope to see all my friends at Dejevu in Columbia Missouri Sidespliiters in Tampa Bay and rounding out the month at Zanies in Nashville If your in them areas get your tickets as soon as ya can cause they sell out quick and I dont want to miss anybody As you know the news has been pretty bleak concerning freedom of speech in this so called free country Ofcourse Im speakin of John Rocker Regardless of what he said this is supposed to be a country of free speech I love watchin Howard Stern on the TV but a few weeks ago that long haired Yankee made me madder than a car load of queers gettin pulled over for doing 69 in a 55 when he ridiculed ole Rocker and called him a bigot If anybody preaches free speech and then makes fun of minorities its that sum-bitch Oh well if everybody had a microphone in front of us wed all be as embarrassed as a stripper with skid marked t-backs But thank the Lord for good Americans that love to laugh at lifes craziness My fellow fartknockers I will
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