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HOW TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET How many of you have ever gotten a speeding ticket They really suck dont they You have to pay it and your insurance goes up and you may even lose your license My grandmother is an 80 year old speed demon This summer I was driving back from my cousins house with her and she was pulled over for going 95 in a 65 She got away with just a warning Im going to teach you how to do that Crying is the best way to get sympathy and get off with out a ticket No one likes to watch a perfect stranger cry Its uncomfortable and embarrassing The cop will want to get away from you as fast as possible Its a nice touch to ask for a tissue or handkerchief If you cant cry on cue you had better be ready to stretch the truth or tell a lie When most people get pulled over they assume theyre automatically in for a speeding ticket Not true youre just up against an officer whos locked you in with his radar gun First Understand your enemy Cops want what most people want respect control and to be liked They dont want to be lied to or have their intelligence insulted Think about the type of person who becomes a cop Either theyre really insecure and need a badge and a gun to feel important or they have a genuine desire to do good Either way all cops get a power thrill from their job You have to do two things 1treat him with respect 2let him feel like hes a really good guy doing you a favor One of four things will happen after being pulled over 1youll get a speeding ticket for the actual speed you were going along with a nasty fine 2youll get a speeding ticket for
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