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Some people think teaching is fun Fun What a ridiculous word to usefor such a mundane task You sit around all day and try to keep kids fromcutting their hair pulling their hair even eating their hair Its a zoo The worst thing about a zoo is the animals leave their droppingseverywhere Just today I picked up a wretched red sweater in the coatroomthat smells as if it had been decaying for years although it has only beena month The thing about animals is that if you want them to learnanything you have to make them pay for their misbehavior or theyll do itagain How long do you think an animal will poop around you if you made iteat its poop every time Not very long I reckon So today I picked up thatred sweater and marched straight into the classroom on a mission Whose is this I demand as I hold the sweater up in the air andglare at all the animals in their filthy pensWhose Its been sitting in the coatroom for a month I look around the room but every animal shuns the sweater I keepsaying that it has to belong to one of them but none of them seem to have aclue Animals are stupid Suddenly a weasel by the name of Sylvia Saldivar says she thinks itbelongs to the cow Rachel I should have known She is quiet and alwaysappears to mind her own business but a good teacher knows that its alwaysthe quiet ones that leave droppings I strut over to the desk and set theterrible sweater down with a wonderful grin decorating my face Racheltries to say something but the only thing that comes out is anindecipherable moo of shock and desperation Gotcha Since she was clearlyguilty of the crime I even
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