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Epitome of Disgusting Bathrooms I think are the one place where sanitation should be practiced to the fullest My brother doesnt seem to meet eye to eye on this sanitation business He actually is the most careless gross and just plain filthy person when it comes to bathroom care He has this complete disregard for anyone else who might need to use the after him This makes me sick Im not sure when or where this behavior developed Maybe it was when he poo-pooed on the bathroom floor at age six and my mother just cleaned it up Never said a word Or maybe its an Y-linked sex trait and its inherited I dont know but Im starting to think now that he does this just to piss me off Whatever the cause may be he needs help Our bathroom is quite the mess His boxers that hes worn and slept in for the past two days are thrown on the floor for me to tiptoe-toe around If the stars are aligned moon in the first quarter and a black cat crosses the street at 200am you might get lucky and hell take a shower He generally uses the once-white-but-now-brown soap that he stores on the floor He completely soaks the bathroom floor Im not sure how but were hoping its water and that he leaves the shower door open while hes showering He has a few lucky towels and he likes to use them all at the same time and he likes to save them for his next encounter with the bathroom on the floor He also has a pin that he pokes his pimples with sitting on the liquid covered counter The results arent back from the lab yet Also on this counter is a fine combination of Aquafresh and Gillette commented by little black hairs that might have originated from my brothers chin Where is his toothbrush during all
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