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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because Its a lot of money After much hemming and hawing the bank staff finally ushered her into the presidents office the customer is always right The bank president then asked her how much she would like to She replied 165000 and dumped the cash out of her bag The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash so he asked her Maam Im surprised youre carrying so much cash around Where did you get this money The old lady replied I make The president then asked Bets What kind of bets The old woman said Well for example Ill bet you 25000 Ha laughed the president Thats a stupid bet You can The old lady challenged So would you like to take my bet Sure said the president Ill bet 25000 that my balls are The little old lady then said Okay but since there is a lot of money involved may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 1000 AM as Sure replied the confident president That night the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls turning from side to side again and again He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet The next morning at precisely 1000 am the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the presidents office She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet 25000 says the presidents balls are square The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see
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