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What is This Thing Called Love A wise man once said that love is a wonderful thing Although this statement leaves sparse room for argument it does little to define what love is beyond the vague realm of wonderful It is my duty as a devout romantic to embark upon the seemingly difficult task of defining love by looking at the history explaining what love is not and examining the uses of love and the results of that usage Origin and Causes The origin of the word is probably the most logical place to start As with many words in the English language love is a derivative of the Latin word causemajoraproblemus which means Youre miserable when you got it and miserable when you dont The word was created to explain the biological phenomenon that existed when certain individuals came into contact with each other and either remained together or went about their lives separately Regardless of the outcome the relationship was usually characteristic of throat lumps knotted stomaches weak knees temporary loss of language sweaty palms dizzyness sneezing and occasional nausea Belligerent insanity also resulted History clearly illustrates this Can we ever forget the face that launched a thousand ships Federally expressing Van Goghs ear The construction of Le Tour Eiffel All of these were results of love and love lost Negation Star-crossed lovers have stated that love is not hand nor foot nor any part belonging to a man Matrimonial ceremonies also claim that love is not jealous or boastful Let it be stated hear that love also is not a gourmet dish a domesticated animal or a latest trend Love is not a strategic defense mechanism nor the best kept secret at the Pentagon Love is not another seasoning to bottle and stick on the dust-lined shelves of the spice rack Love is not to be confused with adhesive tape Instead love is a great counterpart to
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