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You have been invited to the New Years Eve Party on December 31 1999The address will not be given for safety reasonsAlcohol Smack Crap TV animal abuse Fighting non-recycling Drinking Sex This is what I call a real party man people come in as people come out Dead screwed Pregnant its all the same Just kiddingYou will be picked up by a school bus on December 31 1999 between 300pm - 600pmMust make reservations at least 3 days in advance you can e-mail ROM65aolcom or Killtodieaolcom to get a seat on the busThere will be the same method of transportation backThere will be NO adult supervision NoneAnd definitely no sex in the champagne roomThere will be refreshments pizza beer a little bit of nudity etcThis will give you the time to socialize with othersOfficial party will start at 800pm to 1000am the next dayIf you can not get Internet access please call 773 384-6231 between 600pm to 800pm only to make bus reservationsAlso this party will be held in a mansion with over 20 rooms and plenty of bathrooms you may spent the night at this house if necessaryIf this invitation gets into the wrong hands deny all knowledgeDont come to parties with metal detectors Sure it feels safe inside but what about all those niggers outside with guns They know you aint got oneThis party will not have metal detectors but there isAlways Joe the human picker upper and beater upperBibliographynone
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