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Overwhelming use of Staplers in Western Civilization When you think of how to fasten several pieces of paper together hanging paintings on walls or closing those annoying flesh wounds you often find yourself reaching for a Stapler or one of its kinfolk The Stapler is one of the most often taken for granted instruments of civilization that exists in the world today There are very few people out in this wide open space we call the planet Earth that fully realize the bonds in which our Staplers toil on a daily basis Fewer still realize the rich history and culture that is the Staplers existence Within these pages we will be exploring the fantastick world that is the Stapler and its function in Western Civilization History of the Stapler The Subjugated Theological Abiotic Postulating Leveraged Ergonomic Repunctuator commonly referred to as the STAPLER was created by John L Stapler on September 3rd 22AD The Stapler was initially held as a fantastickally demonic device And competed on technological levels with Gutenbergs printing press and Gates Microsoft And philosophical levels with Ovids Metaphorosis and Georg Hegen Although it was created in Boston Mississippi it wasnt manufactured until 57BCE in Constantinople and wasnt actually used until 1951AD in Istanbul The Stapler was originally made out of enchanted wool but is modernly manufactured out of a Steel base and a Plastic casing with a compressed coiled spring in the vertex of the apparatus which exerts a precision amount of centrifugal torsion on the repunctuating center Simply put when affected with a human stimulus be it ever so slight the supplemental propulsion shaft ejects a minuscule metal projectile into a wood pulp composite solid What most people dont realize however is that in the heart of every stapler there is still a very small amount of enchanted wool injected into every stapler that rolls off the great assembly lines of the Scottish Highlands where the staplers are collated
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