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HOW TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT Presidents these days tend to be a pesky problem they never do what the public wants them to do they are always making fake promises and most of the time the only reason they get elected is because their money The solution to this problem is plain and simple Kill them and keep getting rid of em till you find one that is actually honest trustworthy and in tune with the average man In the excerpt I will show the basic steps on how to assassinate your average President First things first you must make a plan Find out where the President will drive by waving to the crowd and other suck-up things Then pick a location make sure it is not visible to any innocent bystanders A good place to make the shot is a high building where you have a view of everything this lets you have the advantage of being able to see everything Next you must have a strong rifle with a long rance scope which lets you have a more accurate shot Also the gun should be silenced this would be so the sound could not be traced to your whereabouts The most important part of the plan is never tell anyone about an assassins only friend is themselves Now that you have your plan made and your weapon bought its time to go through with it You must make your way up to the designated spot very inconspicuously so no one senses anything out of the ordinary The best time to go through with it is when there is not very many people in the building Make your way to the room you have picked out and get organized separate all your supplies neat and orderly which makes a fast getaway prop yourself on
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