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There just doesnt seem to be a healthy middle ground any more on any topic Take the death penalty for example Believe it or not I dont always favor lethal injection Sometimes I think we should use the electric chair Juice em up a bit Other times the gas chamber or the firing squad for kicks every now and then In my opinion we should rotate all four like a good set of tires Or we could treat psychos with a certain respect and make them geldings by psychos I mean rapists child molesters etc I would be willing to put money on it that we would have much less And what about the Clinton impeachment trial huh Where are we supposed to sit on that mess What about the pervasive lack of reason across the entire political spectrum If Ken Starr had been reasonable he wouldve closed up shop when he couldnt nail Clinton on Whitewater If Clinton were reasonable he wouldnt keep whipping it out like it was the only lighter in a crackhouse If the Republicans were reasonable they wouldnt have been so bloodthirsty about finally catching him with his pants down And finally if the Democrats were reasonable he would have been shunned like an Amish guy with a naked lady tattoo and extreme piercings Lastly and most importantly if Hillary were reasonable she wouldve long ago said My lawyers will be in touch Captain Hard-On Wow dont even get me started on James Carville this guy looks like a Muppet that was accidentally washed in hot I would be much more receptive to Carville if I ever got the sense that he possesses anything even remotely resembling the ability to reason But there is never any real discussion about anything--its all just yanking the pull-starter on top of that ugly garlic knot of a head and watching him turn into a satanic Chihuahua spitting Taco Bell adds I read
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