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The Real Slim Shady Talking May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real slim shady please stand up I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up Were going to have a problem here Eminem Yall act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door Started whoopin her ass worse than before They first were divorced throwing her over furniture scream Its the return of the Ah wait no way your kidding he didnt just say what I think he did did he And Dr Dre said Nothing you idiots Dr Dres dead hes locked in my basement haha Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him Look at him walking around grabing his you know what Flipping at you know who yea but hes so cute though Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But cant but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips And if Im lucky you might just give it a little kiss And thats the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is Of course there gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit 4th grade They got the discovery channel dont they We aint nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantelopes But if we can hump dead animals
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