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The Washington Bureaucrat leaned back in his chair puffing on his pipe and meditated quietly as he looked at the maa and woman sitting in the front of his desk They were nice people really-brigh eager academics-and he did want to help them They needed research funds to study some savages living in a jungle in South America and were obviously good at their jobs But it was a pity they knew so little about the savages who lived in that jungle by the potomac called Washington called Washington DC Look the Bureaucrat said putting down his pipe Its a simple trade-off really You Dr Ogdon and your husband are both psychologists You want to go study language development in some very primitive people who live near the Amazon Right Susan Ogdon looked at her husband and then nodded assent Well continued the Bureaucrat our department wants someone to study marijuana uses and in just the same sort of back-woods people We dont care what language these people speak or how they learn to speak it But we do want to find out how pot-smoking affects their lives their health and their ability to get along in the world You make our study for us and well pay for the research The bureaucrat picked up his pipe again and leaned back in his chair What you choose to do on your spare time is you own affair naturally If you want to study language development on the side we couldnt care less The woman cleared her throat What do you wish us to prove for you The Bureaucrat sat bolt upright Nothing Nothing at all We have no preconceived notions of what your findings will be The man paused remembering how upset the Deputy Assistant Secretary got at the mere mention of marijuana Well no official preconceived notion you understand But truthfully well accept and let you publish whatever results you get Why us asked
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