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Words Women Use FINE This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks This will cause you to have one of those arguments FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash so I feel that its an even trade NOTHING If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING this means something and you should be on your toes NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out upside down and backwards Nothing usually signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE GO AHEAD with raised eyebrows This is a dare One that will result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the word FINE GO AHEAD normal eyebrows This means I give up or do what you want because I dont care You will get a raised eyebrow Go ahead in just a few minutes followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in about FIVE MINUTES when she cools off LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men A Loud Sigh means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING SOFT SIGH Again not a word but a verbal statement Soft Sighs are one of the few things that some men actually understand She is content Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content THATS
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