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Say NO to chain letters Hello my name is Scott I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases poor scores on final exams extreme virginity fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send his email to 1000 How stupid are you Ooooh lookyhere If I scroll down this page and make a wish Ill get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine What a bunch of bullshit So basically this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 AD and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000 itll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity Fuck them If youre going to forward something at least send me something mildly amusing Ive seen all the send this to 50 of your closest friends and this poor wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being forwards about 90 times I dont fucking care Show a little intelligence and think about what youre actually contributing to by sending out forwards Chances are its your own unpopularity The four basic types of chain
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