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Police Academy Mission to Moscow 1994 12 This movie succeeds on only one mission -- the mission to suck Thats the only way to describe the seventh Police Academy movie It sucks so much so that previous entries in the series look like classics in comparison I cant say I didnt expect it to be this bad because once I saw the copy on the back of the box that read Kicking butt-ski Making you laugh-ski The Academy is back-ski I knew it wouldnt be up for any Oscars If the most clever thing you can come up with to describe a movie set in Russia is to put the suffix -ski on every word your sense of humor-ski is underdeveloped-ski As the series wears on and gets worse and worse even people like Bubba Smith are refusing to star in them Once the top-billed star is Michael Amazing Mouth Winslow its time to end the series But its not like George Gaynes Commandant Lassard Leslie Easterbrook Callahan David Graf Tackleberry and GW Bailey Harris have any better movies to appear in made-for-Cinemax or otherwise The idiot cops are off to Russia this time in the first Police Academy movie since the end of the Cold War And it proves without a doubt that the Police Academy movies should have been relegated to the 80s as one of that decades guilty pleasures like Bon Jovi that couldnt carry over into the 90s with any degree of pinache Here the Police Academy veterans starting to look a little too old for this nonsense -- old but not mature have to stop a video game manufacturer from infiltrating the computer system and stealing money or something like that Sue me if I cant remember the details of Mission to Moscow Im consciously trying to repress the fact that I saw it in the first place I dont need to tell you
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