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jojometal see what I would have done if I was you is put on an away message like Im away avoiding all CS questions but if you were asleep youd be like Hi Im johnny asleep but what if youre not what if youre being molested by a group of rabid lice carrying midgets should I call the police no that would only make matters worse it might turn into a hostage situation They might use bananas as guns and then when they pulled their bananas out the police mistaking the bananas for guns would shoot sorta like in the chase you know the movie with charlie sheen and that chick where uncle BJ comes to town in the car while hes driving I know youve seen that movie but really you havent I cant believe that I saw that movie way back in the day when I was like in 7th grade I think that was the movie that made me decide to follow a career in porn so one day I called this director and he set me up for an interveiw with a talent agent though all she did was tell me to get naked no coughin this time though and she told me I was good to go with this new found pride and security I went to work and lo and behold I was costarring with a large man named edwin and thats how I came to LA tech on the porn scholarship also known as the traci lords scholarship anyways and in this gunfight you might be caught in the crossfire with the midgets and get shot and seeing how you look nothing like them you could have been considered the enemy because youre bigger and more powerful therefore the midgets could plea shortness a common plea second to insanity and a sugar high anyways and then you would go to jail for life all becaues you didnt
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