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40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like youre paying by the hour and trying to get your moneys worth by cutting out nonessentials A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of Admit it some kid at school told you girls love this Well theres a difference between being erotic and blowing as if youre trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake That hurts You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partners face and thighs When she turns her head from side to side its not passion its avoidance Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair Stroke caress and smooth them Why do men fasten onto a womans nipples then clamp down like theyre trying to deflate her body via her breasts Nipples are highly sensitive They cant stand up to chewing Lick and suck them gently Flicking your tongue across them is good Pretending theyre a dogie toy isnt Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like youre trying to find a radio station in a hilly area Focus on the whole breasts not just the exclamation points 7 IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs Breastville East and West and the Midtown Tunnel There are vast areas of her body which youve ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina So Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants If youre going to be that aggressive just ask her 9 LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT Condom disposal is the mans responsibility You wore
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