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You really know you are a true italian when you have a nonna not a grandma and when you eat Sunday dinner at 200 All italains know what a riceball really is and your car has a green red and white bow with a horn attached to the mirror Your mechanic plumber electrian accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives Your best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law You are a card carrying VIP at more than 3 night clubs At least 5 of your cousins live on your street and all 5 of those cousins are named after your granfather or grandmother If you havea high school diploma and 1 year of community college has earned you the title of professore among your aunts If someone in your family grows beyond 56 itis presumed his mother had an affair There are more than 28 people in your bridal party You netted more than 50000 on your first communion Thirty years after immigrating your parents still say Pronto when answering the phone You only eat fresh mozzerlla wet and you know how to pronounce manicotti You know the words to Dominick the Donkey by heart your favorite slow song is Ti Amo and you love nutellaanytime Your nonnas meat balls are the best and you eat zepolis whenever you go to 18th ave festival No matter what you are always dressed to impress and your favorite movies are Godfather Goodfellas Bronx Tale The Last Don you live by them Youve been hit by a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you Whos kidding--you eat pasta pasta pasta everyday God bless us for being italian the only nationality that has two kind of people the real italians and the ones who wish everyday they were italianFORZA ITALIA
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