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WARNING NO ACTUAL GIRLS WERE EMOTIONALLY HURT WHILE WRITING THIS ESSAYTHIS ESSAY IS PURELY WRITTEN OUT OF AMUSEMENT DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLYPLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME I was standing in the hall outside of class when I saw two young lovebirds approach Slowly he put his arm around her waist and leaned inWas it a kiss Or was it a sweet compliment Oh no He whispered with asmile Do you wear any make-up She confusedly replied no He thenturned around and retorted that she should start wearing some Now youmight be thinking what is wrong with him why would he say somethinglike that Does he want to get dumped How else can a guy break up witha girl without breaking her heart The answer is slow tortureRelationships have become common amongst teenagers 89 of teens havereported to be in dating relationships Naturally break ups do occurThe best way to break up is to make the other person break up with youso no one gets hurt in the end Well except for her self-esteem Situations rise up constantly and it is up to you to make the best ofit whether it is a casual date or a formal date The object of the gameis to embarrass her in public to keep her second-guessing herselfRemember that chivalry is dead It is the new millennium there is notime for that Never open the door for her never wait to sit until shesits down never offer your jacket and most of all never ask her whatshes thinking If you want a long boring response go ahead ask awayBut we all know that it goes in through one ear and out the otherGoing out to eat is usually how most people socialize Restaurantscafes diners are not for you if youre looking to getting rid of agirl The best place to go is McDonalds and ordering off the dollarmenu If you are lucky she will be gone in two
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