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One of those no-neck monsters hit me with a hot buttered biscuit so I have to change Well I - just remarked that - one of th no-neck monsters messed up my lovely lace dress so I got to cha-a-ange I swear theyve got no necks None visible Their fat little heads are stuck on their fat little bodies without a bit of connection An its too bad cause you cant wring their necks if theyve got no necks to wring Yep theyre monsters all right All no-neck people are monsters Hear them Hear them screaming I dont know where their voice boxes are located since they dont have necks I tell you I got so nervous at that table tonight I thought I would throw back my head and utter a scream you could hear clear across the Arkansas border and parts of Louisiana and Tennessee I said to your charming sister-in-law Mae honey couldnt you feed those precious little thing at a separate table They make such a mess and the lace cloth looks soooo pretty She made enormous eyes at me and said Ohhhhhh no On Big Daddys birthday Why he would never forgive me Well I want you to know Big Daddy hadnt been at that table two minutes with them no-neck monsters slobbering an drooling over their food before he threw down his fork and shouted Fo Gods sake Gooper Why dont you feed them pigs at a trough in the kitchen Well I swear I simply could have dii-ie-ed -Big Daddy shares my attitude towards Brother man and that monster of fertility Mae As for me well - I give him a laugh now and then and he tolerates me In fact - I sometimes suspect that Big Daddy harbors a little unconscious lech for me Way he always drops his eyes down my body when Im talking to him drops his eyes to my boobs an licks
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