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There once was a man with a lot of trouble that followed him It all started when he went fishing that one Friday afternoon He was out in his boat and suddenly his fishing rod flew out of his hands He grunted to himself and jumped in to go after he rod All of the sudden this giant beast of a fish flew out of the water and tipped his boat over After h got his boat flipped over his jumped back in and rowed to shore He was extremely angry because he got all wet While he dragged his boat back to shore he tripped fell and landed on his head Things could not get any worse for Barney When he finally got home he got in the shower got dressed and called some friends to go to Hooters When he came home he didnt even say hi to his wife or kid He gave his best friend Joe a call to see if he was up for a night at Hooters Joe was up for it so the darted to Hooters As they sat at Hooters Barney thought to himselfGeese I really need to get a life That was a very true All he ever did these days was work part time fish and drink He was loosing touch with his kid and his wife Later that night when he stumbled in he went straight to bed When he woke up his wife and his kid were packing He asked them Where are you guys going I have had enough of your crap Im out of here said his wife He was so hung over all he cared about was the baseball game and Tylenol He grabbed a beer the remote and wasted the day away As Im sure you could tell by now his is a disgrace to society He didnt just wake up one day though acting like that
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