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Seein Me a UFO The other night I was takin the trash out I heard ol Bessie my cow carryin on like there was a snake in her pin I ran over and I said Bessie you best hush up Thats when I seen it It was a round hunk of metal flyin through the sky At first I thought it was the top of my grain bin Thats where Ive been keepin my manure that I use on mgardern I thought to myself Oh Boy Someones done thrown a match in there Thats when this little green light shot right down from it and burn up my okra patch All of a sudden where that little green light was these creatures walked out I ran in and got my shotgun When I came back out they said sumpthin like Take me to your leader I told em I dont know much about takin you to my leader but theyre fixin to meet their maker if they didnt get on out of here Then they made the ugliest fact at me and started talkin Japanese back and forth at each other All of a sudden I heard Bessie again but when I looked over they zapped that poor ol cow up to their hunk of metal spacecraft I told em they better put her back or I was gonna call the UFO sightings hotline on them like I did on all of their friends I said I know about all of your tests you run on them poor animals like Bessie cause Ive been watchin the X-Files on my big 10 inch black and white TV Then they started gibbering back and forth again and Ill be dang if they didnt zap my old John Deere up on that ship too Thats when I got really mad I think they understood English too cause when I told em what I thought of that
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