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What is Zen It is a conservative view of some that the world is a very strange place Once upon a time four men and a woman all wished they could meet the perfect person Each in his or her own way received a message to be at a certain bar at a time and at the third stool from the left the perfect person would be sitting The woman got there early and sat down in the fourth seat to wait As the time grew closer she decided it wouldnt hurt to freshen up and popped into the bathroom Just as the door to the bath room closed the first man a Priest came in He looked wildly around the room for a second and then gazed toward the third seat Seeing no one there a look of relief crossed his face Thank you Lord I fell to a temptation to sin And you allowed me to see the error of my ways he muttered Just as the priest was leaving the second man a Buddhist came in He looked serenely around the room for a moment the then gazed upon the third seat Seeing no one there a look of amazement crossed his face Thank you Lord I failed to realize the nature of things And you allowed to see the error of my ways he muttered Just as the Buddhist was leaving the third man a Zen Poet came in He slowly look around the room and the gazed toward the third seat Seeing no one there he sighed And went to sit at the third seat of the bar Just after the Poet had sat down the fourth man stumbled in He looked right at the third seat Seeing the poet a look of horror crossed his face Im not gay Im not gay he muttered as he stumbled back out the door
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