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Dear Diary Today as usual I was looking for my goddamned son- of- a- bitch wife As I normally do I suspected one of them lousy good-for nothing ranch workers I forced my way into the bunkhouse demanding to see were everyone was checking under all the beds for that tart as well and found that Slim missing from the bunkhouse Yes I thought time to bust the bastards goddamn ass So I ran quietly over to the barn and when I arrived that god- damn punk was leaving all alone I was so angry That tart has been trying so hard to get in trouble but I always say Stay away from those men I mean it I ran after Slim I did and saw my wife emerge from our house Shit I thought I went up to him and told him how I felt how angry and upset I was to think he was having an affair with my wife under my very nose Course he didnt take it and as I tried to apologue that crazy- ass bastard gave me back a load a cheek Started out the door when I heard that great oaf Lennie who just started working here laughing he was at me I walked over to him and laughed inside as the son- of- a bitch cowarded away from me So I socked em good Little did I know itd be the last punch I throw for a while Stupid bastard was crying and yelling till he grabbed hold of my hand He squeezed and squeezed and god- dammit he bust my hand Could have killed him right there and then should have but my hands are too important to me Losing my only weapon in life my only drug and comfort Its not easy being short unless you got a weapon Well went to the hospital and they bandaged it up good cant get him can-ed though
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