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HOW TO KEEP NOSEY BROTHERS AND SISTERS OUT OF YOUR ROOMMy whole life Ive always had the problem of my brother sneaking into my room and taking whatever he wanted for eg CDs money stationery etc After many years of trying to keep him out Ive finally found success After you read these instructions I guarantee that your problems will be gone in a matter of days Lock your door with padlocks bolts and chains Chain a vicious bulldog to your door as a watchdog Install security cameras in your room When you go out take a mini TV with the security camera pictures in it When you see heshe enter your room ring them up and tell them off Put invisible ink on items heshe is likely to take when they touch the item they will have ink on there hands for the rest of the week Put fishing line across the bottom of the entrance to your room When heshe enters your room they will trip over Leave the door open a bit and place a bucket of water on the top edge of the door When heshe enters the bucket will fall and heshe will get drenched Dig a hole in the entrance of your door Then put a mat over the hole and when heshe enters they will fall down the hole Put a invisible mesh net across the doorway when heshe walks through the doorway they will be chopped into a million pieces Rig up some explosive under an object likely to be taken when heshe picks it up it will explode Put land mines under the carpet or whatever you have on the floor in a likely place heshe are likely to walk eg in the doorwayTHINGS TO DO WHEN YOU KNOW HESHES BEEN IN YOUR ROOM Take your stuff back from heshes room and while youre there take some of their stuff Tell your MumDad that heshes
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