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A MUST READ FOR WOMEN The Rules -- This Time By Men We always hear the rules from the female side Now here are the rules from the male side These are our rules 1 Learn to work the toilet seat Youre a big girl If its up put it down We need it up you need it down You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down 2 Birthdays Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again 3 Sometimes we are not thinking about you Live with it 4 Sunday sports Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides Let it be 5 Dont cut your hair Ever Long hair is always more attractive than short hair One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair and by then youre stuck with her 6 Shopping is NOT a sport And no we are never going to think of it that way 7 Crying is blackmail 8 Ask for what you want Let us be clear on this one Subtle hints do not work Strong hints do not work Obvious hints do not work Just say it 9 We dont remember dates Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar Remind us frequently beforehand 10 Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops What makes you think wed be any good at choosing which pair out of thirty would look good with your dress 11 Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question 12 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it Thats what we do Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for 13 A headache that last for 17 months is a problem See
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