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There are of course 15 cabinet offices which are known the world over as Departments I feel that the ranks of these offices are extremely important and it seems that the Congress shared my feelings So in 1947 they passed a law entitled Presidential Succession Act This act spelled out who would take over the presidents role if he were to die or become disqualified ie Impeached It goes a little something like this The President George W Bush was walking his dog one day and all of a sudden a crazed bum walks up to him and starts beating him with a cane Now the secret service is supposed to keep tabs on the President but today was Agent Johnsons birthday and all the other agents are attending his party and having way too much fun with the strippers to bother with protecting some wrinkly old man So the bum continues to beat him to a bloody pulp What is unknown to the now ground beef president is that this bum is the official that he had just hired to be the Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge He is found walking out of an adult video store and immediately taken into custody He was released 2 hours later having his bail posted and being acquitted of all charges by the head of the Central Intelligence Agency Thats pretty convenient dont you think Well now the president is dead so who takes over Obviously the Vice President Richard B Cheney But he had suffered a stroke the night before and died in the hospital without even his pants on Next Ah the Speaker of the House The only problem is he was just canned for having sexual relations with the President Pro Tempore of the Senate Well now it starts to trickle down to the cabinet members The first to take up the position is the Secretary of State Colin Powell He does well
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