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Why I would possibly want to be Mrs Kathryn KenneyIf I could dress up as anyone for Halloween and then in turn become him or her I would be the worlds favorite librarian Mrs Kathryn Kenney Besides having a chic sense of style and an amazing haircut she has an astonishing amount of knowledge about such exciting things as the card catalog boolean and biographical dictionaries Her amazing sense of direction enables her to know the location of not one not two but all three of the pencil sharpeners are at all times It is rumored she also possesses super human powers that let her know when any mischievous student is using the internet to access games or inappropriate material Her senses tingle and she rushes into action with her trademark glasses and a ruler to beat you with in hand Some students dont know the dark side of Mrs Kenney I have seen certain students enter the media workroom and exit beaten and bruised with tears streaming down their face In a fit or rage I have also witnessed Mrs Kenneys hidden strength when she lifted a microfilm machine up with her mind and cast it into an on-looking student mangling his face and forcing him into a wheelchair for the rest of his life Another poor child who felt the wrath of Kathryn Kenney was my poor brother William J Braun It was said by those who witnessed the event that Mrs Kenneys face became a deep crimson color and her head turned around while she screamed satanic gibberish to him My brother has not entered the doors of a library since Nor has he mentally or physically recovered from this traumatic incident Due to the reasons mentioned before this closing make my desire to become Mrs Kathryn Kenney blatantly obvious Mrs Kenney is a fine teacher as well as an interesting individual I would like to thank her for having such a
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