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Ive fought many wars in my time Some Ive fought for reproduction some for sexual pleasure and some for glory I suppose fighting for reproduction makes more sense than all the rest Many men may die but it is a sacrifice we must take Men of war we must reproduce we must venture into the land of Troy Vagina and enter the walls of the Vagina where we shall meet our destiny and attack the ovary so that we can fertilise Helen the egg who was former queen of Sparta She was stolen by Paris Prince of Troy We must fertilise her so that we can rule the land of Troy I Agamemnon powerful King of the Mycenaeans otherwise known as the Penis have united massive tribes of sperm warriors amongst Greece to fertilise Helen back in Troy in defence of my brothers honour One Greek sperm warrior alone stands as the key to victory over TroyAchilles Achilles contact the Men of the Testes We need to gather men for war Make sure their living conditions are good Be sure not to admit any sperm warrior into our training barracks if they carry disease because this can weaken our army Achilles you will have to appoint a commander he will be a powerful and mortal leader who will have the title of Commander Nurse Cell Commander Nurse Cell must look after 150 spermatozites warriors at a time and transport them through the 200m of canals which will lead them to the Epididymis for training Once the army of Greek sperm warriors arrive at the Epididymis you will set up a barracks for our sperm warriors to rest and train You will teach them how to swim Our warriors will become excellent warriors seeing as they are under your command Achilles They will have 3 weeks to become strong and matured before they are sent out to war These warriors will live for 2-3
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