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You know what gets me annoyed these days Music Where the hell did the human race go wrong with music These days I cant turn on the radio without hearing some pre-pubescent idiot who won the latest prize on a reality TV show or some white person pretending to be black Not only are these people on during radio songs the DJs at the station are like check out deez phat beatz and there whiter than an albino redhead covered in sunscreen before going out to the beach Since when do these ignorant white boys want to act like the race they forced into slavery for four thousand years Now that this absolute rubbish is penetrating the airwaves and you cant understand half the nonsense theyre going on about but the basic jist of it is about raping teenagers and getting stoned No rap no dance no house no Eminem no Enemas no Dr Dres no Dr Jekyll and Mr Hydes no 2 Pacs no small Pacs no small pox no chickenpox no moneypox None of that rubbish And just to be fair I went to the effort to download an Eminem CD Marshall Mathers LP Let me tell you something here if you havent bought this CD already take about 25 out of your wallet and replace your Kleenex with the money the next time you got to the can and itll be worth the exact same as this CD One song by Eminem was called suck My Dick That was the name of the song and for some strange reason this just doesnt seem to have the appeal that makes me crave listening to it every minute of the day It wasnt called Excuse me please or Do you have a minute Just suck my dick I just cant get my head around it Here I am busting a gut at the local supermarket for 850 an hour while some foul mouthed white
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