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Satire Essay Our country has many issues One of the biggest problems is that we are in debt We are in huge amounts of debt and we will never ever get out of it Unless one or both of my suggestions are followed up with The first and more practical of the two suggestions involve me being a police officer The other suggestion is really the better of the two when it comes to digging the country out of its deep pit that is has dug for itself It involves convicts and some land and TV This is guaranteed to get the country out of debt faster than any other idea With me being a teenager I enjoy racing anyway possible One of my favorites has to involve cars The faster the better is how I see it Now when moving about Cecil county doing speeds in excess of 110 miles per hour a radar detector doesnt help you much So what I have done is documented every single spot in the whole county where there may sit a cop Now with me knowing all of this important information I could greatly benefit the economy I could give out so many tickets it would be incredible Not only could I bust them for speeding and racing but also drinking and driving and all of that fun stuff Now the second idea is a beautiful one This idea takes care of many problems If a person is sentenced to death in prison we are not going to sent them to prison We are going to take them to a nice big state out west where they are nice and square and we are going to put them in this state The state will be completely fenced in so there is no escape Along with all of these jailbirds we will give weapons They are free to kill each other at
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