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In this assignment you have challenged me to violate one of the informal social norms that is pervasive in our society After debating for some time over which social norm I would violate I had decided on a classic thats right I was going to break wind in public It was in music class when I decided to put my plans into action It was on the day that my professor had scheduled a test I sat there in my chair thinking debating about when the perfect time would be to strike It was when the room fell silent everyone in the room concentrating on their test there wasnt a sound in the whole auditorium This is my chance I thought to myself but out of nowhere I was blindside by the fact that I couldnt pass the gas so to speak So I sit there for a few moments in what almost feels like embarrassment and then I decide that Ill just make the noise So with my right hand I hold my index finger and my middle finger tightly together I then lather between the two fingers with spit I take a breath and blown between them A loud wet shallow sounding fart comes out I look up to see who might be acknowledging this noise a couple of kids in front of me turn their head to see who had done it But quickly they went back taking their test The girl next to me says wow thats really immature shoots me look and then goes right back to taking a test Needless to say she obviously bared witness to the whole ordeal Although she was right it was pretty immature for me to be making farting noises while taking a test Oh well maybe one day Ill explain what it was and why it was I was doing what I was doing Until then shell just think that
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