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BreAnna Faulkner BOY BAND HELL Click click click crash bang pow bam That is the sound of me flipping through the channels stopping at MTV and then throwing the clicker across the room because of my frustration EVERY SINGLE time I come upon channel 27 which is my MTV might I add that this stands for MUSIC TELEVISION I am embraced with the sounds of the spastic talents or lack there of of BOY BANDS Who are these people invading Music telivision and why in the world are they being called bands Whether its Nsync 98 or the infamous Back Street Boys they are constantly appearing on the screen for an unprecedented amount of 12-17 year Olds to gawk at But bands I beg to differ What makes these twits a band Is it the fact that they can dance synchronized wearing shiny flaming red pants No I believe that would be called professional dancing Is it the fact that they write lyrics to their songs which range from the subjects love heartbreak and more love No I believe they have people that write the empty gibberish that goes into these lyrics for them Oh but maybe its because they play their own instruments wait no they dont although one may play the keyboard or maybe it was the xylophone On either hand Boy Bands have no right to be called bands Doing such a thing in my opinion is spitting in the face of every real band be it jazz techno rock blues and even country It truly demeans the hard work and precedence that a true band has come to encompass And who the heck is to blame for the Boy Group phenomenon Ask Any Boy Group loving girl why they like the music and 9 out of 10 the 10th being blind will say because they are Soooooooo dreamy hot and cute
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