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Americans are some of the most gullible people this world has to offer An American can be talked into anything This is why commercial advertising is such a good business to be in Advertise a product on television no matter how trivial the product may be and there will always be a handful of idiots who go running for their checkbook Not to say thats a bad thing for no household would be complete without three abdominal exercise machines and a Miracle Mop But for the sake of the idiots this situation needs to be brought out into the light If theres a sucker born every minute then one of these suckers hands his money over to an unworthy cause every forty-five seconds I see a little of sucker in everyone I meet almost without exception and I just so happen to know a few very well They are my friend Joe my very own mother and my girlfriend They are three people whom I love very dearly and its for that reason that their stories must be told to expose the dangers of commercial advertising Ask my friend Joe how many exercise machines is too many and hed ask you what you meant He just doesnt understand that there is no need for him to buy the new Ab Roller since he already has the Ab Works and Ab Flex I wish I could say that the madness stops at abs Even though hes got plenty of free-weights and a nice sturdy bench complete with butterfly curls and leg extensions he was sold the first time he saw a Soloflex commercial Whats worse is he sold it six months later to buy Nordicflex taking the three hundred dollar loss in stride When confronted about this by someone of greater objectivity and reason such as myself he explained that Soloflex lacks something that Nordicflex doesnt cable crossovers But in order for one to understand
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