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Throughout my life various women including my wonderful mother have told me that All men are dogs I ponder that statement How are men like dogs Are men better or has mans best friend taken the win over women A dog will forever love you unconditionally A dog may get jealous when you talk to other dogs but he doesnt obsess over it like a man does A dog will just smell the other dog and when you scratch his ears he realizes that its him you love the most A man in that situation will insist that you tell him exactly what the other man said to you and will worry about it for the next day week andor month When you scratch a dogs back he lies down next to you and falls asleep When you scratch a mans back he gets turned on and asks for other things Dogs are happy with any video that you choose to rent because they know the most important thing is that youre together A man will argue until he wins even though he is just going to fall asleep The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas Ok the worst disease you can get is rabies but theres a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that infects you Any disease a man carries is bad Men are disgusting they belch and pass gas constantly It is like breathing to them The only reason why dogs dont excuse themselves when they fart is because they cannot talk You can train a dog and you can force a dog to take a bath Men and dogs have several things in common which brings up the old saying men are dogs Men and dogs both lick your plate clean if you dont eat everything on it They are both capable of thinking only about sex and or food at any
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