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Ha Got you fooled till you didnt know which way was up you thought you had it all figured out didnt ya DIDNT YA Here now think twice You saw me a roller on an automobile mass production assembly line end of story BAM if you think thats all boy you got something else coming Ive seen it all pickup trucks sports cars smart cars hubcaps rimcaps spoiler caps heck even cap caps My buddy Hoser at least thats what we call him well hes an air compressed wrench on a PIj420m20469 precision robotic arm He thinks Im a loud mouth and that I talk a lot He doesnt believe the stories I tell him like for example This time just I was the roller who jammed when the first smart car almost got off the pressing station rack I stopped for a good reason too That dang thing was the ugliest car Ive ever seen in my 120 year long life and let me tell ya I saved the car market when that tiny Japanese investor saw the smart car halt to a stop on me he thought it was a sign from Buddha so he didnt invest and they put the technology into a Mercury Cougar That year the Cougar was nominated best car of the year by every car magazine there was and they made a surplus of 17 billion But no forget the roller that saved the entire market All right that was one of my weirder stories but this other time at roller camp I learned how to do a 360 540 720 900 1080 and everything up to at 126598930 that one took me a while to learn Anyway one time this new guy whom started working there He always lubed everyone but me he skipped me every single time for 3 weeks until one time when he passed over me I rolled his shirt into the machine
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