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STOP Wasnt that fun Hope you made a great wish Now to make you feel guilty heres what Ill do First of all if you dontsend this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure Its true Because THIS letter isnt like all of those fake ones THIS one is TRUE Really Heres how it goes Send this to 1 person One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter Send this to 2-5 people 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter Send this to 5-10 people 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and may form a plot on yourlife Send this to 10-20 people 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house Thanks Good Luck Chain Letter Type 2 Hello and thank you forreading this letter You see there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms no legs no parents and no goats This little boys life could be saved because for every time you pass this on a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund Oh and remember we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit So go on reach out Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds Oh and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people you will die instantly Thanks again Chain Letter Type 3 Hi there This chain letter has been in existence since
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