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Long Dark Road The Story of the Tainted Studs Merlin Ashley walks down the hallway thrusting his loins and shouting obscenities at all females passing by he eventually stops to talk to one particularly fetching chickadee Merlin How you doing Baby Martika Im fine thanks Swooning Merlin My name is Merlin whats yours Martika Im Martika Merlin Well Martika how would you like to come back to my place for a bite to eat Ill provide the dessert Merlin ala mode Martika Id like that Merlin Youre not the first woman to say that He licks his lipes You know they call me Merlin for a reason Martika Whys that Merlin Because my wands so amazing it must be magic Martika Lets go cast a spell Merlin giggles and they walk off together Scene two Merlin is sitting by a locker with yearbook in hand marking the pages with a pencil Merlin Done her done her done her Sixty three down and four to go Ohhhh fresh meat time to go in for the kill He begins to approach the fresh meat when Ms Stang the geography teacher pops out the door and stops him in his tracks Ms Stang Merlin Can I talk to you for a moment Merlin Sure anything for you chickeepoo He points to the fresh meat Stay Put Im saving you for later Inside the classroom Ms Stang Well Merlin I called you in here because Im concerned about your geography mark A D just doesnt cut it in my class Merlin Does that D stand for Damn Fine or Dynamite Ms Stang It stands for failure thats what it stands for When I asked you to write a report on Europe I didnt want you to rank their aptitude as lovers And NO the south pole
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