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A is for AiYahh whenever anyone was tortured by the Chinese Communist Party B is for Bu Shi sounds like bllsht which NO Chinese citizen is permitted to say against any lies of the Communist Party C is for Corruption and Communism D is for Da Dao as the Red Guards said whenever they beat up teachers during the Cultural Revolution E is for Equality a word which must be banned because the Communist Party says that it might lead to instability F is for F8lUn G0ng ANOTHER word which must be abolished because today the Chinese Constitution lies about freedom of religion G is for Guo which for Chinese Nationalists simply means We hate Japan even though they do NOT really love their own country H is for Huang or Yellow in Chinese as in the Yellow River which the Communist Cadres have polluted into toxic piss I is for I hate Japan and that is all I need to proclaim my Chinese identity J is for Just trust in CCTV and the Peoples Daily and do not listen to what the Foreign Devils say K is for KuoMinTang who were the main Chinese warriors against the Japanese invaders while the Communists sat back and let the KMT be killed in the millions and then took refuge in the countryside L is for the Tang Dynasty poet Li Bai whose poems were burned by the Red Guards during Maos Cultural Revolution M is for Mao who shat and pissed all over the 5000 year old civilisation of China N is for Neglect as the ancient treasures and relics and beauty of China were neglected under the rule of Mao who destroyed everything he could no one has destroyed more Chinese culture than the Chinese O is for Open Society which is another phrase which the Communist Party attempts to destroy P is for Pope Benedict who became the leader of the Catholic Church
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