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Dear GodWhy didnt you save the school children in Littleton Colorado Sincerely Concerned Student Dear Concerned Student I am not allowed in schools Sincerely God Now read below for how this has unfolded in an incredibly short period of time Lets see I think it started when Madeline Murray OHare complained she didnt want any prayer in our schools And we said OK Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school the Bible that says thou shalt not kill thou shalt not steal and love your neighbor as yourself And we said OK Dr Benjamin Spock said we shouldnt spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem And we said an expert should know what hes talking about so we wont spank them anymore Then someone said teachers and principals better not discipline our children when they misbehave And the school administrators said no faculty member in this school better touch a student when they misbehave because we dont want any bad publicity and we surely dont want to be sued And we accepted their reasoning and then someone said lets let our teenage daughters have abortions if they want and they wont even have to tell their parents And we said thats a grand idea Then some wise school board member said since boys will be boys and theyre going to do it anyway lets give our sons all the condoms they want so they can have all the fun they desire and we wont have to tell their parents they got them at school And we said thats another great idea Then some of our top elected officials said it doesnt matter what we do in
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