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SubjFwd Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinkers Date11900 100058 AM Central Standard Time FromEavrlp Tomamerebellsouthnet Mcgeeslil Tomittelhanoveredu ToddYatesmailstatekyus Towvogelhqtrscom WSmith9855 ----------------- Forwarded Message SubjFwd Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinkers Date11800 111321 PM Central Standard Time FromAeahrens ToNitaBsoup1 Eavrlp hartstaceyyahoocom ----------------- Forwarded Message Subj FWD Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinkers Date11800 114701 AM Central Standard Time Fromjjflyn01athenalouisvilleedu jjflyn01 Senderjjflyn01athenalouisvilleedu jjflyn01 ToAeahrensaolcom Aeahrensaolcom Original Message From Sigma Alpha Epsilon Phoenix discussion PHOENIXLISTSERVLOUISVILLEEDU I thought you could appreciate this Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams If I didnt drink this beer they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered Then I say to myself It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver --Jack Handy I feel sorry for people who dont drink When they wake up in the morning thats as good as theyre going to feel all day --Frank Sinatra An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools --Ernest Hemingway A woman drove me to drink and I didnt even have the decency to thank her --WC Fields When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading --Henny Youngman 24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case Coincidence --Stephen Wright When we drink we get drunk When we get drunk we fall asleep When we fall asleep we commit no sin When we commit no sin we go to heaven Sooooo lets all get drunk and go to heaven -- Brian ORourke Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy --Benjamin Franklin
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