scroll to top
Stuck on your essay?
Get ideas from this essay and see how your work stacks up
Word Count: 745
As I sit here and finish off is case of Old Style a classic beer I think about the first beer I ever had Can you remember the first beer you ever had I can back in 4rth grade summer splitting a 6 pack with me and my homies keeping it real of coarse Nothing could beat those good old days At first you said youll never have another sip and now you walk all the way to Lambda Chi just to get another one Beer is one of Gods great gifts It does several things 1The biggest miracle that beer performs of coarse is making the ugly HOT and the hot not as hot as they normally are Every one who has been drunk has their own little story about this fanaminam Its normally your friends who point it out to you the next day As if you dont feel like shit already you find they have pictures The next step of miracle is when the girl or guy who you always thought was a dream is now some one who you are to good for You tell your friends Oh sheshes not hot you can have herhim any time Just at that point you turn around to see herhim and you think AUUUHHH SHHHIIITTTT 2The next miracle that beer performs can defiantly be seen at any party you attend Its where the shy man turns into MR Party We all have seen this and we all still laugh when we think about it Beer makes you go up to any one and tell them how you feel Suddenly you feel the need to grab someones cell phone to drunk dial the person on your mind Im sure most of you have received or gave one of these phone calls If youre the receiver youre normally like Oh WOW sheshes messed up Then you laugh and the person on the phone gets
@Kibin is a lifesaver for my essay right now!!
- Sandra Slivka, student @ UC Berkeley
Wow, this is the best essay help I've ever received!
- Camvu Pham, student @ U of M
If I'd known about @Kibin in college, I would have gotten much more sleep
- Jen Soust, alumni @ UCLA