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Lies my teacher told me At some point during the lengthy drug-induced coma that I sometimes refer to as my high school years I briefly regained consciousness and found myself eye-to-eye with what appeared to be a three-headed English teaching dwarf Before I could fall back into my customary stupor I realized that this evil shrieking dwarf would say anything to trick me into wasting what was left of my mind with books and reading and other school related stuff Although I managed to fend hem off the sheer terror of the experience stayed with me even until now What follows are just a few of the scabrous untruths with which he tried to lure me down the twisted path to hell The first one was literature will enrich your life With the possible exception of instruction manuals for playstation and guns 999 percent of everything youll read is either obvious completely useless or absolute sht including this essay The second one was writers are valuable contributors to society Actually writers are a bunch of self absorbed neurotic wankers who spend most of their time bitching about the success of their peers and cursing the vast invisible conspiracy that keeps the world from recognizing their greatness The tiny handful who have any talent quickly squash it and stumble through the rest of their lives trying to hide the fact that behind the witty remarks and bigger that life personas they are as petty and insignificant as the rest of us The third was reading can provide a lifetime of enjoyment Its like this You can go out and search for buried treasure smuggle dope hunt rhinos and solve a murder or you can read what some guy wrote about some other guy who did All I know is last time I looked The best seller lists werent exactly overflowing with the spellbinding stories of a guy who hung around in book stores The fourth
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