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This is a true tale of me and my life or at least for a short while The day had started out so well you see I had become somewhat of a owner of women I was interested in this becomes because of the free jobs that came with it You see because of my gorgeous looks the women had trouble seeing past it to the real man in my pants I mean in me So why not just become an owner of women to sell to others for nightly jobs and such and reap the benefits of it all So like I said the day had gone perfectly until one of my women came down with a sudden case of the backdoor trots He he the ol hag almost released her load of dung on one of my customers so I had to get her and take her back home When I got to the mans house I entered in grand fashion by showing how I could open the door with my head Oh well that didnt go over as planned but it scared my woman so bad she finally did just let it go Then after cleaning it up we were on our way out and back to home sweet home When we arrived I got some great news that made the whole squirts issue fall back to the back of my mind I got word that the King wanted one of my women to get it on with him So soon I got the prettiest woman I had She had blond hair and a nice set on her if I do say so myself She all of her teeth except for three but in this time thats not bad I soon put on my Sunday best and headed straight for the castle in which to meet the King himself We came in the back just as told and soon were met by
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